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Derek Calls First House Meeting

Just three days into the new series and already the housemates have felt the need to call a full house meeting.

Chaired by eldest housemate Derek, the group gathered around at 1.30pm today to discuss the controversial matter of the bedroom lights being switched-on when people are asleep.

Political man 'Del Boy', the group’s affectionate name for the 40-year-old speech writer, managed to keep strict order in the house throughout the proceedings.

Anyone with something to say on the matter had to stick their hand in the air before they were permitted to speak, primary-school style!

But after plenty of deliberation, the group agreed that the lights should go off as soon as the first person goes to bed, as long as that's after Midnight.

But Derek's planned demands for the ultimate controller of the house lighting, Big Brother, were rather elaborate, not to mention ambitious:

The well-spoken Londoner thought that Big Bro should dim the bedroom lights at 12.30am and also put the blind half-way down, completely switching them off and closing the blind fully at 1am.

Erm, since when has the all-seeing entity ever complied with demands like that?

Still, Derek was confident that he could talk Big Bro round, coolly shouting-down any doubts amongst the group by saying, "I don’t care about the big guy; I’ll deal with him!"

The proceedings drew to a close after a majority vote in favour of the proposed notion, and everyone duly went about their business.

The thing is, in Makosi’s case, that means turning the lights on deliberately to annoy her peers!

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