Jade Prangs Her New Porsche
Ex-Big Brother contestant and all-round 'famous for being
dim and not much else' person, Jade Goody, recently splashed
out on a powerful new car.
The mother-of-two, who is said to have made over £1million
since appearing on Big Brother in 2002, treated herself to
a smart-looking Porsche 911 Cabriolet in cool black.
However, within a matter days Jade, who was harshly dubbed
The Pig by the tabloids, had pranged her Porker; the name
affectionately given to the cars by fans of the marque.
These days Jade isn't quite such a porker herself though,
having recently shed her 'kebab' with the help of liposuction.
The 23-year-old has also had a boob job and seems intent on
taking over from Jordan as the, erm, non-thinking man's crumpet.
Actually, it's a close call between that pair... and we're
referring to brainpower there, not bazookas!
Let's face it, most of the guys reading this story will be
jealous of Jade's new motor even if she has managed to ding
it. However, they'll just have to console themselves that
she's probably got more money than sense.
In fact, with Jade, that's pretty much guaranteed.
Now that the Bermondsey girl owns a posh set of wheels and
has been let loose on our roads, all we can say is this: Watch
out 'East Angular', here she comes!
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