Andrew told Mario and Caoimhe about his 18th Birthday cake
today, which sounded rather more interesting than the usual
The naïve Dorset lad revealed that his cake was a model
of a strip club, with three floors and a pole on each floor.
Whatsmore, each level was a different flavour – chocolate,
sponge and coffee – and featured little topless dancers
made from icing.
"You seem to like strip clubs, don't you?" joked
Mario, which prompted the Oxford Uni student to explain how
the cake came about.
"At the time, my brother's girlfriend used to be this...,"
began Andrew, and we were of course expecting him to say 'stripper'
or 'pole dancer'. However, his sentence ended with 'cake maker'.
Bah! Even his anecdotes fizzle-out, just like his puns!