It's all gone a bit surreal today...
Okay, picture this: you've got a wet-behind-the ears, lily-white,
skinny teenage lad, sat on the floor wearing only tiger-emblazoned,
tight underpants. A burly, heavily-tattooed, 40-something
bloke with no shirt on is leaning over him and carefully painting
the boy's fingernails with nail varnish.
No, we haven't been spending too much time on dodgy 'special
interest' websites, researching the pastimes of deviant prisoners.
Rather, that was the scene on the live feed tonight!
All the male housemates were confined to a lair earlier today
(Mario's old mole hole) by the 'Uber Cougar', a cougar being
an older woman who's attracted to much younger men, often
young enough to be her son.
The girls were transformed into super heroes who would complete
various tasks today and tomorrow to try and win the boys back.
However, in the meantime the guys were instructed to use their
time in the lair to heighten their sexual allure.
Even so, it was quite a sight seeing soldier-boy Steve involved
in all the pampering, although he drew the line when Dave
suggested giving the face packs a go.
We know that fans have accused the big fella of being a bit
recently, but this latest development might be a bit too much
the other way. What next? Stevie prancing around in a sarong,
wearing eyeliner and carrying a man bag?
Not a chance. Gertcha!