Ben was keen to let Dave know
just how much he likes him today, during a moaning session
about the person he used to be closest-to, Mario.
As the pair sat in the wicker snug, Ben talked about how
former-stalker Mario seems to blow hot-and-cold with him these
days. The 30-year-old then brought-up the fact that Mario
had turned on him just because he didn't offer him a piece
of apple but gave David some.
"I've got my many faults," admitted the toff, before
going-on to state that he's not an unbalanced person, the
suggestion being that Mario is.
"In the outside world I would be friends with someone
like you, even though I don't share some of your religious
views," said Ben to Dave, adding: "I love you so
much as a person; you bring so much fun and joy and humour".
However, he then mocked Mario's pseudo-American accent and
semi-camp manner, re-iterating that Mario had been totally
OTT about missing-out on some fruit.
When Corin joined the pair, Ben stated that a jealous Mario
had said he was going off him and might even despise his posh
peer by end of the week.
To be frank, Ben has done well to put-up with Mario's flirting,
constant attention and sexual innuendo until now, but given
that they have little in common and Mario can be a bit of
a drama queen, it's no surprise that they're drifting apart.