His peers were seriously wondering if Benny Boy is an actor
tonight, working for Big Brother to wind them up.
At the beginning of the series Mario played the part of BB's
mole, but John James is convinced that Ben is the real
mole, and led a relentless joshing session against the blonde
toff in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
The housemates were gathered in the bedroom, and with Dave
and JJ having already wound Ben up over fancying Corin, the
subject turned to the eccentric broadcaster's penchant for
pinching people's clothes without asking, and wearing them
to bed without batting an eyelid.
John went into a pseudo rant and dubbed his posh peer a 'cheeky
git', and Steve's bemused face was an absolute picture as
he declared to Ben: "Sometimes I feel like I'm in a dream
and I'm not sure whether you're f****ng real!"
With Josie having mocked Ben for the way he always walks
around in his pants, Dave swore that he's an actor, and Steve
Taking it one step further and referring to Ben's recent
admission that he's not
a team player, plus the fact that he made
Dave do the army training in his place, John said: "I
think they've told you a way to act, and be the opposite to
what everyone else is in real life".
Corin dismissed the notion that he's a stooge, and, coming
around to believing that Ben is real, a faux-angry John said:
"How have you still got teeth?" making his peers
laugh with the insinuation that someone should have smashed
them out by now.
"He's absolutely unreal. I've never known anything like
it," concluded Nathan, dubbing Ben one of the funniest
people he's ever met.