Keeping Up Appearances
It's been a day of excessive pampering and preening today,
and no, we're not talking about Jay's outrageously lengthy
Rather, we're referring to the fact that it is Eviction night
tonight, and six out of the eight remaining housemates are
facing the chop.
As-is tradition, the nominees spent seemingly hours preparing
themselves to look their best, which has always baffled us
given that we've seen them looking their worst many, many
times over the past 7 weeks!
Ahmed, who was perhaps thinking of his possible meeting with
Davina, bathed for over an hour to ensure that he was smelling
good. Dan got up and immediately bleached his twirly bit of
hair, making his bonce red in the process.
Nadia spent years removing all traces of hair from
her legs and thighs (no gags about her face please! - Ed),
even doing a spot of gardening while she was down there...
if you know what we mean! Later, Shell helped apply shed-loads
of eye make-up.
Shell had slept in braids overnight to try and get a new wavy
look going, but upon untying them and checking their progress
this morning, she had a soak in the bath, retied her locks
and then jumped back into bed.
Stuart didn't really do much... to improve his appearance.
Is there really anything the dreamboat can do though ladies?
Vic the Slick was given a new suit by Big Bro, thereby sorting-out
his mini clothing crisis. He's spent much of the time since
running his mouth and talking c**p. You DON'T say?!
It wasn't just the nominees who decided to go to town though,
as Michelle sat around wearing a facepack which was rather
reminiscent of the camouflaged face paint soldiers wear. And
in an ever-so-slightly bizarre scenario later in the day,
Jay gave Victor a wet shave and trimmed his beardy thing for
We can confirm, however, that according to his pals,
Jason Cowen is 166% straight. Or whatever. Hmm, rrrrriiiiiight!
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