Big Bro Gives 'The Slick' New Slacks
Earlier in the week, Shell accidently singed Vic's eviction
suit by hanging it too close to a lightbulb, however this
morning Big Brother has kindly replaced The Slick's damaged
Awww, it's all heart really!
The oft-evil entity could so easily have gloated at the 'cool'
housemate's predicament, but instead it called Victor to the
diary room and provided a new suit and tie, even suggesting
that he could bring it back if it doesn't fit.
Walking out into the lounge, clutching the substitute 'whistle',
the surprised Londoner looked rather chuffed as he showed
off his smart new togs to the group.
The room was abound with 'oohhs' and 'aahhs' as Vic donned
the jacket and began to strut around as only he can. "That's
why they call me The Slick, innit?" said the cocky housemate,
bigging himself up.
The thing is, we're wondering if Big Bro is just buttering
Victor up in advance of offering him the rumoured £20k
bribe? Then again, does he really need any cajoling from Big
Brother to encourage him to mess with the game?
We rest our case!
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