Victor's Feeling Randy
In a late night/ early morning chat with fellow Jungle Cat
Jay, Vic revealed that he was getting a bit desperate in the
s*xual frustration stakes.
Having been in the house for almost seven weeks now, the jack-the-lad
Londoner told his pal that he was going to explode soon, having
not had any activity for so long.
Jay, who has been known to be rather 'handy' himself whilst
in the house (if you know what we mean), suggested that Vic
should take care of things, but the sexually-frustrated student
Emphasising just how desperate he was getting, Vic revealed,
"I'm looking at some of the chicks (in here) and thinking,'I'd
Jay then asked if he found anything attractive about Nadia,
but the response was quick and to the point: "Nah!"
The pair had referred to the Portuguese housemate as 'stocky'
and 'powerful' in a general pi**-taking session just a matter
of hours earlier. They did agree, however, that they liked
her boobs and accent, but felt that she was too crazy to handle!
But who else does the horny housemate stand a chance with,
given that Michelle is, erm, 'taken', and Shell's standards
are ridiculously high, not to mention the fact that she's
in a relationship?
Oh well Vic, it looks like your stuck with Pa(l)m and her
five friends after all!
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