Is Big Bro's Authority 'Flagging'?
In another child-like stunt this morning, Stuart decided to
nick the flag from the Boot Camp task and run around the garden
wearing it as a cape!
Entering the diary room with the BB Banner tied around his
neck, Stuart was challenged by the all-seeing power:
"You appear to be wearing a flag from the task,"
said a perceptive Big Brother, before requesting that the
youngest remaining housemate leave the flag on the diary room
But no sooner had Stu mumbled an acceptance of Big Bro's ruling,
he grabbed the makeshift cape and headed outside again, with
it flowing in the wind as he ran.
Legging it around the garden, seemingly adopting another of
his many characters, he said to himself, "I gotta' run
away... I'm running away now... keep running man!"
But the killjoy entity once again summoned Stu to the diary
room and ordered the return of the 'BB eye' emblazoned flag.
The caped fugitive obeyed but no sooner had he placed the
flag back on the diary room chair, he snatched it, threw it
around his neck and was off once more.
"I've got Big Brother on my tail," he said, as
his bemused peers looked on.
Perhaps they were wondering about the feasibility of such
a statement, given that Big Bro was able to chase Stuart no
more than Daleks are able to travel down stairs!
Heading for the pamper room and lying face down on the furniture,
maybe Stu thought that he'd blended in? But Big Bro was certainly
on his case, if not on his tail.
Having been summoned by the all-seeing power once more, the
playful student decided that the game was up and left the
flag in the diary room on his third visit.
However, other housemates wanted to have a play with the cloak
and so Shell nicked it from the diary room and ran around
teasing Stu, passing it between her and Nadia.
But in the end, having worn themselves out, Super Stu managed
to reclaim the pretend Superhero garment and took it back
to Big Bro.
We were just thinking though, next time he gets the chance,
Stu should nab the plasma screen... after all, what can the
disembodied dictator do about it really?!
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