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Big Bro Retaliates

The (normally) all-powerful entity known as Big Brother has resorted to drastic action tonight, in retaliation for the group's silent protest. For it has effectively burnt Sheriff Stu to a crisp!

Sheriff Stu aka 'Johnny Horizontal', became the Macclesfield lad's main alter-ego after the group were provided with fancy dress costumes on the night of Emma and Michelle's return, the infamous Day 20.

Stu was allocated a cowboy outfit complete with black Stetson hat, which he literally lived-in for a few days until Big Bro took it back.

Since then, he's been duped into buying a massive floppy sombrero for £6, thinking he'd be getting the original Stetson back, and in an absolutely hilarious move, Big Brother duped the gullible cowboy once again, by providing a tiny hat like the one from a Monopoly set!

Even BBLB's Dermot O'Leary got involved in a campaign, calling for 'the nitwits upstairs' to please loads of female fans by bringing back Sheriff Stu.

But all that has come to a devastating end today, as Big Brother set fire to the proper hat in retaliation for the housemates' silence. Arrggghhhh!

With the whole group summoned to the lounge and gathered around the sofa area, the plasma screen sprang into life showing a shot of the famous stetson, sat on a background of grass.

Puzzled, the housemates eagerly watched until a lighted rag suddenly came-in from the side of the screen and torched the beloved headgear.

There were gasps of horror as Stu, thinking that he might be able to rescue it, rushed-out into the garden to check if it was there, but to no avail.

The housemates were compelled to watch the bonce-cover bonfire as the hat was reduced to ashes, prompting a round of applause as the final flame extinguished.

Taking it badly, former sheriff Stu immediately retreated to the pamper room for a blub, but was consoled by trusty sidekick Michelle.

How low can you go Big Bro? All we can say is: Long Live Johnny Horizontal!

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