Model Decapitated In 'Hands Of Ahmania' Horror!
In a move that undoubtedly handed Jay and Vic a fake tabloid
headline on a plate, Ahmed has gone totally stir crazy again
By around lunchtime, the oldest member of the group had heard
enough of Big Bro's car crash, screaming baby and road works
alarms, designed to get the group to give up their silence,
and so took his frustration out on Maureen... by decapitating
Somewhat reminiscent of Day 13, when the Somalian irrationally
smashed plates in the garden to protest at Big Bro's car alarm
wake-up call, he took a shovel to the plaster cast model and
lopped her head off.
Casually picking up the spade from the garden, the sometimes
unstable housemate strolled into the house and proceeded to
count from ten down to one on his fingers, before letting
poor defenceless Maureen have it!
With the other housemates looking on, some finding it hysterically
funny, the model duly received a battering and was well-and-truly
Oh well, he/she didn't do much anyway... a bit like Ahmed!
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