The Puppy Lovers Kiss And Make Up
Last night she was particularly unimpressed with being likened
to plaster-cast thirteenth (now fourteenth) member of the
house Maureen, but today Michelle has forgiven her little
"I don't know if I've fully forgiven you," said
his girl, not entirely clear if she was being serious or not.
But a back-peddling Stuart was ready with the excuses, blurting-out,
"It's just because she's wearing black... and you can
see her thighs".
But the stammering student seemed to be digging himself further
into a hole, as Michelle came back with, "My thighs look
better than that!"
"Defo!" agreed her man, attempting to right the
However, seemingly failing to find the right thing to say
at almost every opportunity, the 20-year-old added, "It's
like... a Ferrari is red, so is a London bus. But they look
For a brief moment it was unclear if the seemingly inexperienced
schoolboy was likening his 'bird to the back end of a bus,
but he quickly mitigated any possible damage, saying, "...and
you're the Ferrari, obviously".
"Great, 'cos I thought I was gonna be the bus!",
quipped Michelle, adding "You'll just have to make it
up to me somehow". A relieved Stuart offered his girl
a rendezvous behind the bike sheds.
Hmm, we wonder if his normally joined-at-the-hip snogging
partner will accept?!
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