The Housemates Are All Loo-sing It
As Jason chatted in the bedroom towards midnight tonight,
Dan waltzed in to continue his investigation into a very serious
matter... the recent disappearance of loo roll!
Quizzing Jay over whether he'd stashed any rolls for emergency
purposes, Dan then formed a one-man search team to try and
locate the missing items, not accepting that the group had
used 6 since the previous day.
"I think they're taking the p*ss!", remarked the
displeased DJ, before checking under the beds and then taking
up the issue with Big Bro.
The all-seeing power, who probably knows where the missing
items have gone, simply suggested that Dan should re-question
all the housemates. However, Jay's suggestion was that in
future, each person gets given just one roll to last
them a week.
Let's hope Dan gets to the 'bottom' of it soon... and doesn't
get too 'bogged' down... and... <enough! - Ed>
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