Looking Good Requires A Team Effort
Some of his closest allies took the mickey out of baby-faced
Stuart this morning, over his membership to the exclusive
club known as 'Team Handsome'.
Just in case you didn't know, Team Handsome, or TH as it's
known, is the kind-of secret gentlemen's association inexplicably
formed by Stu and three of his school chums, after they played
a game of footy as the 'skins', i.e. topless.
The team is still very much in operation, but quite what they
get up-to apart from looking dashing is anybody's guess?
Anyway, having already given the group a right giggle the
other night by revealing the TH logo on his painted plate,
the psychology student took flak from Michelle, Dan, Vic and
Jay today over the sheer pomposity of it all.
Referring to the absent housemate's little gang, Michelle
said, "You (just) don't call your team 'Team Handsome'!"
"It's like calling your son Romeo", offered Victor,
continuing to mock.
Jason then suggested some potential names for team members,
including, 'Fabio, Zeus and Adonis' and Dan ridiculed the
way that Stu had recently tried to suggest he was just a kid
when it all started, but kept it all going anyway.
But when the man himself came back, Jay couldn't resist asking
who the leader of the pack was, with Victor suggesting that
it was probably Stuart 'Too Handsome' Wilson himself!
When Vic speculated that members would be turned away for
not being good-looking enough, Stu insisted, "It wasn't
about looks, it was about a way of life".
Clearly though, having seen the other three members of Team
Handsome, they all fancy themselves a bit.
It's inspired us to start our own secret association called
'Team Intelligent'. Of course, it's nothing to do with brain
power and you are all welcome to join...erm, unless your name
is Jade Goody!
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