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Jay: Tough As He Likes To Think?

He was really aggressive on the night of the big bust-up, threatening violence against much weedier opponent Marco, but is the big man as tough as he likes to think?

Well, judging by his daily grooming routine, he's a complete and utter wuss!

Into the early hours of Day 36 and Jay was the last housemate still up. However, before hitting the sack, the muscleman headed to the bathroom for one of his customary mega-preening sessions. Here's how it went:

His chest was duly shaved as smooth as a babies bum, the whole bod was then moisturised, including his 'award-winning' derierre. Ahem.

Then came the hair, to which Jay added at least two styling products and took care sweeping it into his usual 'Troll' style, before spending another 5 minutes fiddling and tweaking.

The thing is, what is the point of that, when you're just about to go to bed?

Next, the face was thoroughly cleansed, with the prissy Scot going over-and-over the same bits again and again. Then came the moisturiser, which was carefully applied to every nook and cranny, including the nostrils. Eww.

Don't get us wrong, we're advocates of men looking after their skin (do they make face packs for men yet?) but tell us, who spends a few minutes moisturising each eyelid?

The whole thing took an absolute age, with the pretend-bisexual contestant admiring himself in the mirrors at every opportunity.

We had time to make a cup of tea, walk the dog, write this story and nip to Tesco, but the pernickety air steward still hadn't finished his laborious routine. And that's not far from the truth!

You could almost forgive him if he was a top model or famous celebrity, but as you are probably aware if you have the gift of eyesight, Brad Pitt he is not.

So, Jason's got loads of muscles and a temper to match, but it's a good job he wasn't fighting alongside his legendary ancestor, the great William Wallace, at the battle of Stirling Bridge. Can you imagine it?

"Get ready to charge men... hang on, where's Cowen?"

"Moisturising and fixing his hair Sir, he'll be finished in an hour."

The big girl's blouse!

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