What A Cracking (Up) Morning
As the other housemates remained firmly in the land of nod
this morning, Becki started the day with a peculiar 'mantra-walk'
around the garden.
Clad in a blue bikini and enjoying the early morning sun,
the religious newbie traipsed around the garden talking to
herself, or rather to some kind of higher power.
In the mantra-like chant, she thanked her guiding force (no
not Big Brother, despite the rumours) for feeling closer to
her goals, for the opportunity, for her body, her friends,
her talent, for joy, the sunshine, the grass, the Jacuzzi...
...the list went on, at first spoken in a whisper but then
gradually getting louder.
Oo-er, this is strange behaviour for sure, but is it part
of her religion, her game plan, or has she simply been reading
too many of those self-help books?
Of course, it could just be that she is cracking up already,
on her way to becoming totally stir crazy?
Hey Big Bro, you'd better get the Docs on standby just in
case. And the white coats!
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