Randy Shell's Got That Vibe
Approaching midnight tonight, the girls had girly chit-chat
in the lounge and the topic of conversation turned rather
"Imagine if we opened a task basket and there were six
vibrators!" said the usually meek Shell, evoking shrieks
from Michelle and Nadia.
The randy housemate then went-on to jokingly suggest that
she'd be anyone's if plied with enough wine, ciggies and chocolate
cake, particularly if the anyone in question was blonde Starsky
and Hutch star Owen Wilson.
Perhaps that's who she was thinking of when she indulged in
a bit of solo action (if you know what we mean), something
Jay is also alleged to have done recently? "It was the
most unpleasurable orgasm I ever had," said a
slightly red-faced Shell, describing the experience.
Back on the subject of sex aids, Michelle revealed that she'd
tried them before but was amazed when Nadia stated, "I
do make a lot of jokes, but I haven't used one at all".
We just hope that one of the below companies doesn't decide
to go for a PR stunt and throw one over the wall. Imagine
'BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATE KILLED BY HUGE FLYING DIL...' <Ahem,
we get the idea! - Ed>
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