Task: The New Cast Member
Big Brother has tonight set the group a new task, which saw
them having a right hoot attempting to develop a kind-of 'GM'
However, don't panic, as the group were not allowed to tinker
with genetics and biology... although Jason would certainly
like to get biological with Vanessa!
Instead, they were provided with plaster gauze, which they
moulded around their own body parts and attached to a wire
frame manikin to create the 'ideal housemate'.
The ten remaining contestants were tickled pink with this
latest task and set about it with great enthusiasm. As casts
were taken of Dan's feet and Michelle's face, Vic and Stu
had fun covering Ahmed's hands in plaster.
Referring to them as 'The hands of Ahmania', the pair giggled
away and made scary Pyscho shower scene noises as Vic talked
about, "The hands that have murdered many men!"
Meanwhile, Ness and Nadia set about doing Shell's legs, whilst
Marco moulded Dan's wingnut ears. We probably don't need to
tell you who offered to model the butt for their new mish-mash
housemate... yep, Mr. Moisturiser himself, Jason!
As the moulding progressed, and body parts began to mount-up
on the floor, the group all sang songs from artists such as
Tatu, Michael Jackson, David Sneddon and Rasmus.
A particularly rousing rendition of Unchained Melody helped
to bond the group and when the female figure was finally complete,
it turned-out looking reasonably normal... 'ish.
The ears were all wonky and Stu's 6-pack stomach didn't marry
well twixt Shell's skinny legs and Nadia's ample bosom, creating
a curious layer of middle-age spread just under the boobs.
Still, it was a fantastic effort and the housemates had a
right laugh constructing their thirteenth member, especially
when Jason decided on a last minute gender change and added
a rather generously sized endowment.
But was he trying to tell us something? If so, was it that
he has one, or that he is one? YOU decide!
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