Ahmania Ain't So Funny For Shell
We had the theme tune for fictional BB5 character 'Barney
Jones' last week, now the boys have come up with a special
song for Ahmed.
Into the early hours of Day 18 and with the man himself in
bed, the lads decided to mock Ahmed for his recent volatile
behaviour, otherwise known as 'Ahmania'.
To the tune of Ottawan's party classic D.I.S.C.O., the lyrics
slowly fell into place:
A - Amazing,
H - For Hero,
M - For Mega,
E - Easy,
D - Delirious,
Oh, oh, ooohh,
Mainly instigated by Jay but enthusiastically assisted by
Vic and Stu, the drunken trio had a right laugh as they repeated
the ditty over and over again.
However, the girls were not finding it quite so funny, particularly
when the boys took things a little too far by attempting to
add a verse about Ahmed's apparent letching over Shell.
Storming in from the garden, Vanessa stood-up for her oft-timid
pal, saying, "It's not really on... the Ahmania bit is
funny but the Shell bit isn't".
The boys, who had definitely been encouraging Ahmed's behaviour
lately, said they didn't realise it was a problem for Shell;
they thought it was just a joke and so did Ahmed himself.
But Vanessa was really angry and revealed that things had
gone too far and had upset her pal: "It really bothers
Further condemning the Somalian's behaviour, both 'Ness and
Shell described it as 'gross, horrible, sick and perverse',
before Vanessa went off on one in a rant about how Ahmed has
no respect for women. Oh dear.
Jay promised to have a word with the culprit in the morning,
but it looks like the A.H.M.E.D. song has been resigned to
the dustbin of pop pap just like the original Ottawan tune
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