Victor Is No 'Merchant Banker!'
The bedsit girls may have used the 'w' word to describe him
recently, but Victor has confirmed tonight that he is no 'merchant
Of course, we're referring to the birds and the bees here
rather than pounds and pence, as the boisterous Londoner revealed
that he has never pleasured himself.
In the somewhat odd confession, 23-year-old Vic told the group
that he'd 'look like a tw*t' if he partook, and so he never
has, not even once. In real life though, who does he think
will see him?
Then, in a statement befitting a boy half his age, the ladies
man declared, "I wouldn't know how to start anyway",
to which Dan amusingly replied, "Would you like me to
show you Vic?"
"Nah, s'alright", came the swift response!
As any good science teacher or Doc will tell you, masturbation
is a perfectly natural act and is actually good for you, something
Shell was keen to point out as she revealed her regularity.
But it was Dan who had the best thing to say on the matter,
when he jokingly said to Vic, "I'd heard that you're
the biggest w***er around!"
Surely you could have seen that one coming, so to speak?!
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