Emm'ism Driving Us Mad!
Is it just us, or is half of what Emma says utter, unintelligible
With most of the group sat around in the sofa area tonight,
the dizzy Oldham girl held court in a long, drawn-out conversation
about, well, nothing much really.
During her tales came mention of nightclubs, burly bouncers,
fighting, samurai swords, gunshots and even, we think, armed
Hmm, remind us not to go to her part of the world!
The thing is, no-one could get a word in edgeways and half
of it was complete waffle, rather reminiscent of Jade Goody's
first few days in the house when she ran her mouth non-stop.
How one of the group didn't scream, "Arghh, just shut
up!", is beyond us. But, after what seemed like an eternity
they got their turn to speak, when the subject of friends
Hold on to your hats (and earplugs) folks; just one week in
and we can already foresee a new word coming into our vocabulary
very soon: Emm'isms!
If you catch any Jade-type stupid comments over the coming
weeks, get in touch and tell us what was said and when, and
we'll compile a list. Feel free to share your findings with
other fans in our Discussion
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