Housemates Feel The 'Pinch'
The housemates woke to find that Big Bro has been messing
around with the house during the night and 'nicked some of
their rations. The little tinker!
As Shell attempted to take a shower this morning, she soon
realised that there was no hot water.
"They're trying to p*** us off," offered Jay, as
the Glasgow graduate informed the group what she'd established.
"Remember, we make this show," added the
Scottish muscleman, before pretentiously ending with, "Big
Brother forgets who pays their wages".
And if recent tabloid stories are to be believed, the production
team behind the all-seeing entity do rather well for themselves
thank-you very much.
In defiant mood, Stu suggested that the group should keep
hold of their suitcases until hot water was restored. But
his anarchic flash was short-lived, as the 'serial' chomper
distracted himself thinking about food.
However, upon heading for the kitchen to grab a bowl of cereals,
Stu found that the cupboards had been stripped of a number
Big Bro had evidently been pilfering their goodies in the
middle of the night, prompting Dan to label the omnipresent
one's behaviour 'childish' and 'outrageous'.
Quick, call the cops, there's a 'tea leaf' about.
Erm, anyone got a description of the culprit...?
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