8th Official Eviction Shock: It's Stuart!
In something if a shock outcome, Stuart has become the 8th
person to be evicted from the Big Brother House, having lasted
almost 10 Weeks in the game and very nearly made it to the
final day of the series.
The public have been voting all week for who they want to
win the series and evidently, Stuart had received the
least number of votes by Wednesday night, when Big Bro implemented
a sudden, surprise eviction.
However, Stu's eviction will have come as something of a
shock to lots of Big Brother fans, as many were hoping that
Jay would go but most believed it would be Shell. Certainly
the bookies thought so.
Having received 7% of the public vote, we feel that Shell
must have only just been ahead of Stu though, thereby narrowly
It was very much a shock for Stu himself, not least because
the party was in full swing when he got called into the diary
room and told that his game was over. The usually-upbeat Cheshire
lad was frankly stunned at the news.
Looking back at his time in the house, right from early-on
Stu showed his feminine side by suggesting on Day 5 that he
wanted to "Be a chick" by having a gender swap day.
He subsequently went-on to have his nails painted, wear lipstick,
stick glitter on his face and wear women's clothing during
his stay in the house.
By Day 7, Stu and Michelle had become an item after a game
of truth or dare. They canoodled on the sofa into the early
hours of the morning.
During the 'Burger Bar' task which began on Day 10, Stu hilariously
made up cheesy songs during the night shifts, including the
infamous Barney Jones theme tune, an homage to Dan's burger-flipping
The fun-loving housemate got stuck into the mud wrestling
of Day 13, but Stu's fun was quashed a couple days later when
his beloved Michelle was evicted to the bedsit with Emma.
Thinking that she'd gone for good, he spoke of being shocked
and feeling numb.
Day 20, the night of the controversial bust-up when the bedsitters
returned to the house, saw Stuart wearing a fancy dress cowboy
outfit. He became attached to the Stetson hat, but it was
later repossessed by Big Bro.
The desperate student was later duped into buying a massive
floppy hat from the shopping list and then Big Bro pulled
the wool over his eyes once again, by selling him a miniature
'Monopoly'-style hat instead. Very funny indeed.
Stuart enthusiastically grabbed the chance to dress up as
Shell for a task on Day 26, sporting pigtails and rosy cheeks
in the process. It goes without saying that Michelle was concerned!
On Day 29, Stu got caught up in a rather amusing misunderstanding
whereby two of the the lads thought he'd asked them for a
condom. He hadn't, but it wouldn't be long before he needed
Day 42 saw the whole group stage a silent protest because
they'd failed the 'Back To School' task. In retaliation for
them saying and doing absolutely nothing all day, Big Bro
burned Stuart's real cowboy hat, thereby killing-off any chance
of a return for his character 'Johnny Horizontal'.
The others group members laughed, but Stu was totally devastated
and literally cried in the pamper room as a result.
During the 'Boot Camp' task which began in Week 7, Stu playfully
threw himself into the role of soldier and his child-like
antics rivalled those of the best primary school boys. However,
his 'stripper' routine at the request of Sergeant Michelle
was rather less child-like!
He also performed again at Shell's hen night on Day 53...
in more ways than one. With the lads' Full Monty routine out
of the way, Michelle bundled her man into a makeshift boudoir
under the table and (allegedly) had her wicked way with him.
The pair apparently 'got it on' again just two days later,
this time in a cosy den that Michelle had put together inside
the pamper room.
On Day 60, Stu was shackled to Shell for a few days as part
of the 'Chain Gang' task. However, the beady eyes of jealous
girlfriend Michelle were never far away. Scary!
Stuart will be remembered most for being under the thumb
of Michelle for virtually his whole stay in the house, something
he couldn't see until he came out and saw the video clips.
Fans are unlikely to forget the boast about being the brainiest
Big Brother 5 contestant and the continual talk about his
loyal bunch of pals, collectively known as 'Team Handsome'.
Having declared himself a Jungle Cat near the start of the
series, Stuart is far too much of a fun-loving person really
and we don't think he left the House a JC as promised.
Here at BBO, we shall remember Stu for is his infectious
smile, his mega enthusiasm, positive outlook, for saying 'Amazing'
all time and his ability to just do something childish and
playful at the drop of a 'hat'. Well done Stu. Stay young.
Don't forget to check back soon
for more Latest News <