"Does My Bum Look Big In This (Show)?"
Dan has put his foot in it tonight, by agreeing with Nadia
that she might be a bit of a porker!
The Portuguese penny counter started the conversation by saying
that she intends to lose some weight just as soon as she gets
out of the House.
"I need to lose two stones... immediately!" said
the drama queen in an ever-so-slightly ambitious statement.
'Mr. Advice' Dan was quick to respond, saying, "Just
cut out some of the c**p and (do some) exercise".
Then Shell decided to throw a compliment into the conversation,
by saying, "You do have really small hips," but
the gesture went over Nadia's head.
Declaring that she had a big stomach to contrast her hips,
the touchy housemate grilled Shell over what she meant.
"You have a tiny wee bum," confirmed Shell, with
Dan chipping in, "When you lose (weight), you'll be in
proportion, won't you?"
Oh my god... talk about say the wrong thing!
"So you're saying I'm out of proportion, then?"
snapped the big-boobed contestant, prompting Dan's rather
honest response of, "Er, slightly".
"You've got great legs, you got great breasts... you've
got a big personality," waffled Dan, trying to rescue
the situation, but his efforts to suck-up failed to provoke
So, is honesty always the best policy? Naaah, not when it
comes to women and their weight.
Lads, a word of advice: when she asks you if her 'bum looks
big in this', the answer is always, always, NO!
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