"Liar, Liar, Your Pants Are On Fire!"
God forbid that Jay's pants ever do suddenly burst into flames,
as we wouldn't want his, ahem, 'prize-winning' buttocks getting
singed, would we?
Well actually, news has recently emerged that the so-called
'Best Buttocks South Lanarkshire 1996' is nothing of the sort.
It's more a case of 'Best Buttocks In Jay's Own Little World
You see, BBLB's Dermot O'Leary has done some digging and established
that the botty-obsessed Scot has no such award to his name.
Having sussed-out some discrepancies in Jason's claim - one
minute it's Mr. Scotland 1998, next it's Mr. South Lanarkshire
1996 - Dermot had a chat with the vein housemate's best mate
Al and discovered the truth:
It transpires that, although Jay regularly mentions his dubious-at-best
award to chat up girls, in reality there was no such competition
and his pal put it down to the consumption of 'too much amber
Describing it as, "Possibly the best porky pie of all
time," we couldn't help feeling that Al had joined Jay
in talking out of his... (yeh, we get the idea! - Ed)
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