Lisa Manipulates Ray
Lisa has collared Ray and attempted to effect the king of
all manipulative manoeuvres tonight.
Around 1am, the housemates were returned to the House after
the dramatic bomb scare which caused them to be evacuated.
Big Bro provided some refreshments and while everyone else
went out into the garden, Lisa sat chatting in the lounge
area with Ray.
"What a weird, weird night," began Lisa, reflecting
on the night's mad and unpredictable events. However, the
Welsh witch then proceeded to put a highly cunning four-stage
plan of manipulation into place, which went something like
Stage 1 - Buttering Ray Up
Making a toast to nominee Ray's survival this week, Lisa said,
"Here's to you staying... I hope so, I really do",
before apologising for winding him up on the first night she
entered the house. She then complimented the increasingly
drunk Irish lad on being one of the only housemates to give
her some attention, although in fairness she'd collared him
Hmm, would the flattery work?
Stage 2 - Intimidating Ray
The next stage in Lisa's plan was to intimidate Ray and even
though he is a feisty character himself, it worked.
"I don't take sh** over nobody Ray," began the Vinnie
Jones style tough-girl routine, before moaning about how no-one
ever invites her to come and sit with them.
After claiming that it takes a lot of balls (snigger) to come
into the House after 6 weeks, the butch housemate then got
all Mafia-like and bluntly stated, "F***ing cross me
and anybody in the house will be sorry," paradoxically
concluding with, "...(but) not in a nasty way".
Erm, how else can a threat like that be taken?
All Ray could do was acknowledge her potential wrath by saying,
"I know, I know", especially as she'd re-iterated
that people in Cardiff are scared of her and also directly
intimidated him by declaring, "You're a tough guy but
I'd have you in tears Ray".
Her behaviour got all the more bizarre and ridiculous as she
later claimed to have done self defence and was therefore
able to, "Kill somebody with these two fingers".
Stage 3 - Putting Words Into Ray's Mouth
Having got the Galway boy eating from her hand, Lisa then
subtly suggested that he might like to have a word with people
and inform them that they've been unreasonable to her, not
giving the best of welcomes.
Ray was caught hook, line and sinker and replied, "I
will say something to the boys," prompting Lisa to state
that she would be really annoyed if he said anything to the
whole group. She basically put the words in his mouth and
forced him to form an opinion that he didn't really have i.e.
that she's had a rough deal so far.
Stage 4 - Covering Her Tracks
The final stage in the plan was instructing Ray to tell the
other group members that the pair were just discussing the
bomb scare, to throw them off scent of the real topic of conversation.
Wow. We've always thought that Lisa was hard faced, but her
bad attitude certainly won't endear her to the voting fans.
In the end, Lisa kept Ray talking for hours and the whole
thing was rather laughable, with the 35-year-old Welsh girl
coming across like a character out of Prisoner Cell Block
H, namely Joan Ferguson otherwise known as 'The Freak!'
But, will Ray stay under her control or will he do his own
thing once the drink wears off?
Stick around to find out!
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